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The Girl on the Wing
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Cut to death and long overdue...

I'll have some new stuff up real soon but for now, have fun with these (I've already posted some but I'm too lazy to go back and look so just skip it if you've read it)



Frau Bloomberg: "So you traveled the world... and now you are back."

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Frau Bloomberg (to Sonja): "Please pursue the revenge during the break."

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Frau Bloomberg (to Samantha): "Where do you come from?"
Samantha: "Texas."
Frau Bloomberg: "Ah! Texas people!!!!"

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Frau Bloomberg: "I hope it has not been panhandled"

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Frau Bloomberg: "I have used only udder languages."

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Frau Bloomberg: "If it is truly illegible, I cannot read it."

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Frau Bloomberg: *pushes button on TV* "Vai von't it verk?"

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Frau Bloomberg: "I don't want to really see red, burned parts of the body."

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Frau Bloomberg: "Knowing that some students cannot swim, and they throw all students, even those who cannot swim, into the swimming pool. This is really illegal."

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Frau Bloomberg: "Glue gun? I have never heard about it."

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Frau Bloomberg: "Ugly? Some people are!"




Frau Bloomberg: "Some of those rap songs have a really social issues."

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Frau Bloomberg: "Those not finishing the homework? Böse? Ya, they could be evil!"

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Frau Bloomberg: "This is Stodgy Domestication. Stodgy Domestication, *snickers* this I made up."

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Frau Bloomberg: "Reisen, not raisin!"

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Frau Bloomberg: "You go with my name to the bathroom."

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Frau Bloomberg: "Did I do the song at the end of the year... about those two snails? The snails loving each other."

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Frau Bloomberg: "You must write down the secret activities."

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Frau Bloomberg: "Let me prepare the snails."

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Mike: "Frau Bloomberg, can you call me Mike and not Michael?"
Frau Bloomberg: "There is really no Mike in my life."
Mike: "Can I be the first?"
Frau Bloomberg: "No. There are lots of students who wish to be called Mike. They are just always Michael."

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Frau Bloomberg: "You should be cautious when pursuing the... fun."

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Frau Bloomberg: *pointing to orange and blue clothing (hayfield school colors)* "Look at how much spirit I have! This, I found somewhere at the bottom of the closet."

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Frau Bloomberg: "Do me number five."

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Frau Bloomberg: "Steve, you be number five."




Frau Bloomberg (to Sonja): "That's number one for Tanja!"

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Frau Bloomberg: "I really do not care if frog is amphibian or not... it hops it is frösche!"

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Frau Bloomberg: "There is too much exuberance in here!"

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Frau Bloomberg: "This is kind of extremely important..."

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Frau Bloomberg (to Eric): "You, Eric, are representing the male tribe!"

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Frau Bloomberg: "An appointment is a beautiful thing."

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Frau Bloomberg: "You are not satisfying me!"

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Frau Bloomberg: "I am an American! I am proud! I did it yesterday!"

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Frau Bloomberg (to Mike): "This is a student who, on that paper, will spend enormous amount of time. But on homework, none!"

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Frau Bloomberg: "Then my social security will never reach me."

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Frau Bloomberg: "Don't worry about my social security."

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Frau Bloomberg: "You just have to memorize, you cannot get around it."

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Frau Bloomberg: *mumbling to self* "All these eyes... these ears..."

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Frau Bloomberg: "James, this is not like that!"

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Frau Bloomberg (to Melissa): "How will you improve the reading? You will concentrate, you will not chew the gum!"




Frau Bloomberg: "Eyes on you please."

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Frau Bloomberg: "Besuchen and not bazooka!!!! Bazooka is a weapon!"

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Frau Bloomberg: "Those people who sign up will come! Those people who do not sign up... ahhh... will not come."

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Frau Bloomberg (to Tom): "Have you ever had a conversation in German?"
Tom: "No, I've never had a conversation in German."
Frau Bloomberg: "Have you ever had a conversation in English?"
Tom: "Nawww..."

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Frau Bloomberg (room has been silent for a minute or so): "Everybody is following Tom?"
Tom: *looks around* "... Ah... I'm underlining...?"
Frau Bloomberg: "........................................... Ya."

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Frau Bloomberg: "I was sängerin in Bunga-Bunga!"
Translation: "I was female singer in Bunga-Bunga (a town that doesn't exist)!"

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Frau Bloomberg: "Who received two quizzes? Who received two quizzes and the second was put into the ball... paper."

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Frau Bloomberg: "Do NOT do the homework... right now."

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Frau Bloomberg (to Andrew): "Shhhh... what is this? I told you to work!
What is this? I told you to open your textbook! Do you know what it is to open your textbook?"
Andrew: "No, I don't Frau Bloomberg."

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Frau Bloomberg: "Klein und rund ist... small kinda balls."

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Frau Bloomberg: "That is absolutely... WRONG!"

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Frau Bloomberg: "Der Laden, write der Laden... it's like a Bin Laden, this der Laden."




Frau Bloomberg: *picks at hand* "I really cat my hand with this... paper... papercat."

(later) Frau Bloomberg: "Gash, I cat myself." *picks at hand*

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Frau Bloomberg (to Andrew): "Andrew, I knew that... touch it. We did it."

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Frau Bloomberg: "What is konta konta?"

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Frau Bloomberg: "This guy, I just love this clip... he just cuddles in the corner."

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Frau Bloomberg: "Look at this umlaut, it is a rascal."

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Sue: "What's Beutel?"
Erica: "A bag... like a plastic bag."
Sue: *looks at notes taken directly from Frau Bloomberg in class* "A BAG OF MILK????"
Erica: "I guess."
Frau Bloomberg: *walks up* "Ya, this is not so unusual."

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Frau Bloomberg (asking for vocab translations in class): "Der Laden? Gabby?"
Gabby: "Store."
Frau Bloomberg: "Don't say Bin Laden."

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Frau Bloomberg: "No, you don't want to roll somebody."

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Frau Bloomberg (to Jon): "You have problems."

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Frau Bloomberg: "Russell, is really miester of the German."

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Andrew P. (giving excuse for not having his homework): "Frau Bloomberg, my German binder exploded."
Frau Bloomberg: "Ah! You got a haircut!"

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Frau Bloomberg: "This is just really kinda disaster."




Frau Bloomberg: "I am sorry but the new students will be today probed."

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Frau Bloomberg: "I really will zoom."

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Frau Bloomberg: " Jafe... Geoff."

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Frau Bloomberg: "Anderson... Andrew."

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Frau Bloomberg (on the first day of Erica's second year of German with Frau Bloomberg): "Erin!!!!"
Sue: "She still hasn't learned her name?"
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Frau Bloomberg: *handing out papers* "Erin."
Class: "Erica!"
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Frau Bloomberg: "Karen... Erin."
Sue: "Erica!"
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Frau Bloomberg: "Erin-ka."
Sue: "... close enough."

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Frau Bloomberg (to Andrew): "This class is a German 2."
Andrew: "I thought it was German 1."
Frau Bloomberg: "Ya, that's what you think."

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Frau Bloomberg (to Andrew Pham): "Andrew I would like to ask you Pham, do you have it?"

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*The class is doing an exercise where we brag in German*
Jeremy (in German): "I am hotter than anyone in the class."
Frau Bloomberg: "I told you not to use it like that."
Sue: "No he means... prettier, not... warmer."
Frau Bloomberg: "Well, you should not really say that. It can be disrespectful to others."
Jeremy: "You told me to brag!"
(later)
Geoff (speaking German): "I am prettier than Steve."
Frau Bloomberg: "Okay!"

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Frau Bloomberg: "Blinking animals... winky blinking at you."




Frau Bloomberg: "I never saw that in my life."

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Frau Bloomberg: "Geoff, you have detention, you don't throw the paper."

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Frau Bloomberg: "To Europeans, American Christmas with the animals on the front lawn, and the lights, and the animals blinking at you. This is tasteless.”

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Loudspeaker: "Are you registered to take the SAT on November 12th?"
Frau Bloomberg: "Yes."

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Frau Bloomberg: "To take over, not of the government but something else."

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Frau Bloomberg: "I love the lights and the winky blinking animals."

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Frau Bloomberg: "Geoff... you are very pale."

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Frau Bloomberg: "It's so crazy delicious."

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Frau Bloomberg: "I can really just not recreate the blinking animals in the front yard."

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Frau Bloomberg: "Oh! And you put the tree into the attic... so tasteless!"

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Frau Bloomberg: "Do not exchange the key social information!"

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Frau Bloomberg: "This is what sort of makes you a mechanical engine."

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Frau Bloomberg: "Where where you? Were were you? Were where you? Oh this is beautiful!"




Frau Bloomberg: "The elf king steals the children and burns them!"

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Frau Bloomberg: "I will tear you into pieces because that's the end of you!"

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Frau Bloomberg: "If you do not go with me I will use the violence, I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!"

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Frau Bloomberg: "The child is having hallucinations... the elf king is coming to get him."

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Frau Bloomberg: "He sold his soul to the devil."
Andrew P.: "Can we do that?"
Frau Bloomberg: "Ya, you can do it... Just don't do it."

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Frau Bloomberg: "That is a beautiful elf king."

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Frau Bloomberg: "We are on the beach at night with flowers dancing the round dance."

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Frau Bloomberg (to Jeremy): "This is a question that is something... odd."

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Frau Bloomberg: "You could hike through the meadows."

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Andrew P.: "Okay, now I'm confused."
Frau Bloomberg: "Well don't be."

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Frau Bloomberg: "What does it mean SMC? Or a zing zing?"

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Frau Bloomberg: "I often get strange messages!"
Steve: "Aliens?"

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Frau Bloomberg: "I am surrounded by chicken and rabbits!"




Frau Bloomberg (to Sue): "I just zoom sometimes. Next time I will zoom on your paper."

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Frau Bloomberg: "What is wrong with you Geoff?
Geoff: "I can't count."

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Frau Bloomberg: "Whole class repeat me! I will not write the letter ‘I’! That means only ‘G’ and ‘H’."
Class: *blinks*

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Frau Bloomberg: "What is this?"
Russell: "This is German 2."

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Frau Bloomberg: "Let's see who is talking! *Frau stands up and points at Melissa* AH YOU!” *Frau sits back down*

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Frau Bloomberg: "This is the kinda most important sorta thing."

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Melissa: *writes on overhead mocking Frau Bloomberg* German club meeting November 9th. This is really kinda sorta very important!
Frau Bloomberg: "See the bad grammar with this kinda and sorta?"

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Andrew: "What's SMS?"
Frau Bloomberg: "Right!"

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Frau Bloomberg: "It took them years to build this kinda... pole."

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Frau Bloomberg: "You don't need to drag the phone from room to room!"

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Frau Bloomberg: "Somebody is listening to 103 point... something something."

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Frau Bloomberg: "Verwandeln means to change... you can change into Dracula... you can change into monster."




Frau Bloomberg: "You just have to study."
Sue: "But it's not in the book."
Frau Bloomberg: "You just have to memorize."
Sue: "But where do I get it from to memorize?
Frau Bloomberg: "You just have to know it."
Sue: "But, Frau Bloomberg, where do I get it from if it's not in the book?"
Frau Bloomberg: "You just have to listen!"
Sue: "But you never told us!"
Frau Bloomberg: "You just have to study!!!!"
Sue: "Okay, fine, because that solves everything."

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Frau Bloomberg: "Sonja, you just don't get it."
Sonja: "BUT-"
Frau Bloomberg: "-You just have to listen!!!"

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Mike: "I was wrong."
Frau Bloomberg: "You are!"

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Frau Bloomberg: "Your mind must flash like this..." *opens and closes hands really fast*

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Frau Bloomberg: "Ya... at 65 you start to deteriorate."

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(someone leaves for the bathroom)
Frau Bloomberg: "What is with this BLADDER EXPLOSION?"

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Frau Bloomberg: "This will be done when you dissolve."

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Frau Bloomberg: "The overhead, it comes with a nice umbrella underneath."

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Frau Bloomberg: "I would like you to repeat what I said."
Andrew: "Die- (pronounced dee)"
Frau Bloomberg: "I didn't say TEA!"

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Frau Bloomberg: "There are lots of... women... in you know enormous dimensions."

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Frau Bloomberg: "Do me three! Steve, you do me two.”
Steve: *scared expression*


And as many of the new ones as I can shove in here before I get booted:



Frau Bloomberg: "They were just so funky-punky."

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Frau Bloomberg (to Melissa): "Vanessa, it is a nonsense!"
Melissa *ignores being called Vanessa*: "It is a nonsense?"
Frau Bloomberg: "It is a nonsense! You make suggestion to the class that I am kinda nonsensical."
*various mutterings throughout the class such as, "well, you are!"*
Melissa: "It's called sarcasm."
Frau Bloomberg: "I know it is a sarcasm!"

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Frau Bloomberg (to Jen): "You will take 20 cents."
Jen: "What?"
Frau Bloomberg: "... and you vill go to zerox and you vill make a capy."
Jen: "But I don't have 20 cents."
Frau Bloomberg: "Then probly Andrew vill geve at to you."
Andrew: "I don't have any money."
Sue: "I have 2 euro."
Frau Bloomberg: "Everybody give her money! ... not that she is a homeless... but she must make the copies."

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Frau Bloomberg: "You would have a wish... that is really just unfillable... unfillable... you would not... unfillable... ya."

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Frau Bloomberg: "Jennifer, you are very smart but your mind is just outside on this gentleman outside of the room."

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Frau Bloomberg: "You must just eckspank your vocabulary!"
Sue: "Expand?"
Melissa: "Yeah, I thought she told me to spank the vocabulary."

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Frau Bloomberg: "You could have rings hanging from... I dunno where."



Again, I'm sorry for putting so much crazy cutting in one entry.
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